Thursday, 12 June 2003

Two mittens walk into a bar
There can be only one.

If there's one thing in this godforsaken world that I need to see before I cut my hands and feet off and die as I eat them with chopsticks that I shoved into my bloody stumps, it's this:

Arby's oven mit battle to the death against Hamburger Helper oven mit.

A thrilling battle is sure to insue as these two animated safety mittens battle it out. Yeah, that Arby's mit seems a little more intelligent, a little more sassy, a little more "now," but don't count out the steely silence of an eighties icon. Hamburger Helper knew he was up to task back in the day, and I'd put money on his doling out some destruction.
One Two Three Four... I declaire thumb war.
Because we have no fingers.
Oven mit battle to the death!

Posted by pudbat at 11:13 PM EDT

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