Man Charged for Wearing Skimpy Swimsuit
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CADDO VALLEY, Ark. - A man's skimpy swimsuit was too much or too little for Taco Bell workers. Employees at Taco Bell called police Sunday when the man walked into the restaurant wearing only a tiny black Speedo swimsuit and a cut-off T-shirt during the Labor Day weekend. Caddo Valley Police Chief Hiram Latin said his attire, or lack thereof, was a little too revealing. "He was inappropriately dressed for a restaurant," said Latin. He said the man had left his clothes at a lake. The man faces a $750 fine and possible jail time if convicted of indecent exposure. According to Arkansas law, a person can be charged with indecent exposure if "he knows his conduct is likely to cause affront or alarm." Police ticketed the man and took photos of him in the Speedo, for use in court.