Wednesday, 6 August 2003

Phantasm V - Unity Among Zombie Dwarves!
Two death-spheres wander into an unexplored section of the mosoleum. In it, they find a sleeping janitor. He rustles about in his slumber and makes short nasal grunts.
One death sphere looks at the other and says,
"How much brains do you think I can bore out of this sleeping fleshpile?"
The other replies, "I'm one of the lavender ladie's breasts!"
"What are you talking about?"
"If you had brains, I'd bore them out of you!"
"I'm bored of boring."
"Eight pounds, max."
"You're on."
And so the intrepid death-sphere descended onto its unaware victim, extracting roughly 3.8 lbs. of cerebral material.
"This guy's brain makes dinosaurs look like the Leader from the Hulk."
"You're stupid. I'm a breast."

Posted by pudbat at 1:49 PM EDT

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